Two Prasangikas fall out over a girl.
A short
story.
Bob: Hi Josh, what's this I hear about you and
Claire?
Josh: Well, it's true Bob. Sorry dude but hey, remember she's not
inherently yours!
B. True dude. She can't be located as a
collection of her parts... rather like my fist here. (smack)
J. Ouch!
That actually only nominally hurt. Ultimately it didn't. Try mine Bob!
(smack)
B. Umph! The blood trickling from my mouth is 'name only' and is
therefore irrelevant.
J. Trust you to just look at it from a
personal point of view Bob. Emptiness is emptiness of self and
other. I think you've degenerated to a Hinayanist.
B. Oh right! Well
despite its lack of ultimate existence my boot packs a fairly hefty payload,
especially when contacting your non-inherent groin! (wham)
J. Oh Man,
that fuc... I mean in an illusory sense it...
B. Whilst you're
down there Josh how about a couple more (wham, wham).
J. Ouch my ribs.
Call an ambulance!
B. You do realise that the mere designation
'ambulance' is impossible to locate, either within its components or elsewhere
for that matter?
J. Just call one for God's sake!!!
B. For
God's sake? Oh Josh not only is all this appearing to you to be established
in its own right but now you're invoking theism. All that from a dude
who called me a Hinayanist.
Well, because I wish to demonstrate true
compassion, I'll do as you request but remember to keep your
conventionally filthy hands off my ultimately empty girlfriend in
the future.
The End